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Hmm Eddie Izzard, Alan Rickman, Gary Oldman, and Benicio Del Toro? They know me so well :)
Guys you would never suspect we want to have sex with but we’d totally do:
• Eddie Izzard in full drag
• Alan Rickman
• Dwight Schrute
• Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka
• Steve Buscemi
• Benicio Del Toro
• John C. Reilly
• The deformed guy from Mask because he was nice and also he seems like he’d be really grateful
• Captain Jack Sparrow
• Sam Elliot, but only if he’s talking to us
• Chris Rock, but only if he’s *not* talking to us
• Prince, even though he’s technically smaller than us
• Gary Oldman
• Adrien Brody
• Phillip Seymour Hoffman
• Both of the lead guys on Shawn of the Dead (but not at the same time)
• New Spock
• Schroeder from Peanuts
• Neil Gaiman
• Our best male friend at work whom you assume is gay but actually isn’t
• That limpy doctor on House. I think his name is “House”. And his cane.
• David Bowie when he was in Labyrinth
• Will Ferrell
• Paul Rudd
• Will Ferrell and Paul Rudd at the same time while the limpy doctor from House watches
• Your brotheroh this list is so fucking accurate XD
I know right? Neil Gaiman too and the new Spock. Hmmmm. Oh, I just noticed House in on here. Yes.
HAHA YEAH! seriously, maybe the author creeps around Tumblr and figures this stuff out .____.
The list is life.
Robert. Sean. Leonard.
